Everybody Hates Chris - Malvo's Chain Snatching

Malvo: What is today?
Chris: Hmmm ... Wednesday?
Malvo: No! Today's two days after the day before yesterday!!!
Malvo: So, the question is: Where is my chain?!

Quote (Leap Year)

When my sixty seconds came around (Fire Alarm Drill), I realized I had everything I really wanted, but nothing I really needed.

King of Queens Best Scene Ever

الخصخصة

ان الخصخصة و التخصيص و الخوصصة و ما شئت من الصادات و الخاءات لا تخفي إلا الخصاص و الفقر و النهب المنظم لموارد البلاد و العباد.

د. حماه الله ولد السالم

Short Conversation (Peaceful Warrior)

Youngster: I know more than you think !

Wise old man: Then you think more than you know ...

Sad Social Reality

In some societies, some people are busy denigrating other people that are busy building up themselves, academically, intellectually, spiritually, professionally etc. etc. etc. ...

Oops ...

Yes, "Oops" has another name:

KLUTZ's EXACLAMATION!